Might be something in the water, but we’re in the midst of a population surge and having a real Baby Boom. If you are trying to get through to customer services, please bear with us. But someone is a bit ripe, judging by the smell.
Bear With Us – We’re having a Baby Boom
New arrivals have made their purple faced appearance in the homes of Lyndsey, Leanne and Emily in recent months. Don’t worry ladies, we’ll all cover your workload whilst you’re on maternity leave. As well as luminaries Julia and Fran becoming grandmothers.
These little bundles of expense, erm, we mean joy. Have all visited the office, prompting Oohs and Aahs from our female employees. And nervous smiles from some of the men. Praying that having them thrust into their unenthusiastic arms doesn’t prompt a bout of shrill displeasure.
We’d like to offer our best wishes to the new mothers and grandmothers. Would it be mean-spirited to point out that none of the visitors made any effort to pick up a phone during their visit. And we don’t want to be accused of starting a conspiracy, but none of our male employees seem to be producing offspring.